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Toronto Argonauts to play Buffalo Bills in battle of -- oh, damn it...

All right, now this will settle some longstanding beefs about the apparently competing markets of the Toronto Argonauts and the Buffalo Bills – and perhaps even side-handedly address the NFL’s reported designs on the big Canadian market.

Today, Argonauts management announced via Twitter an exhibition match between their team and the Bills to be played in Buffalo on May 29.

The idea for such a game was apparently at least in part the brainchild of new Bills head coach Rex Ryan and thus might represent his first evident inspiration since, what, burying that football after a blowout by the New England Patriots…?

“I love Toronto,” Ryan was quoted as stating in the Argos’ official press release on the game. “And quite honestly, if the Argos want to play us, we’ll play them too.”

Well, then, who else is marking this date on their calendars. CFLpass thinks that – wait, what?

April Foo—...?

Oh, for f***’s sake.